Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. —Emo Phillips More about this quote Tags: humor will resistance mornings Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like to play chess with old men in the park. But it's so hard to find 32 of them. —Emo Phillips More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. —Emo Phillips More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email