When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
The Duke of Cambridge protested that he wasn't arguing against change. He favored it, he said, when there was no alternative.
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: the horse does the work, and the coachman is tipped.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
There are two things to remember about a revolution: first, we're gonna get our asses kicked, and second, we're gonna win.
Q: What's the difference between religion and patriotism?
A: When a dog howls at the moon, that's religion. When a dog barks at a stranger, that's patriotism.
Humans — despite their artistic pretensions, their sophistication, and their many accomplishments — owe their existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.
The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
The kindest word in the world is the unkind word, unsaid.
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw away a life.