George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his black comedy and...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers.
The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.