I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: humor Groucho Marx Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Unknown J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. —Fred Allen More about this quote Tags: humor reading writing money buying Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. —Joan Rivers More about this quote Tags: God humor diamonds Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money. —Jack Handey More about this quote Tags: humor memory people money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. —Fred Allen More about this quote Tags: humor reading writing money buying Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. —Joan Rivers More about this quote Tags: God humor diamonds Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money. —Jack Handey More about this quote Tags: humor memory people money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email