Boys who spent their weekends making banana-nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (; born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "Santaland Diaries". He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. His next book, Naked...

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