My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

—Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian, writer, and actress.

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Peacekeeper missile." Doesn't that sound like "ax-murderer baby sitter"?

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

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men and women

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If a woman gets nervous, she'll eat or go shopping. A man will attack a country — it's a whole other way of thinking.

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violence food gender

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