Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. —Ogden Nash More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. —Kurt Herbert Alder More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. —Anatole France More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up. —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. —James Thurber More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. —Wilson Mizner More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. —Mark Twain More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. —Scott Adams More about this quote Tags: humor fish hats Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
People find life entirely too time-consuming. —Stanislaw J. Lec More about this quote Tags: life time busyness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good. —Bertrand Russell More about this quote Tags: life happiness good Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up. —Jimmy Carr More about this quote Tags: fear haunting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
All great truths begin as blasphemies. —George Bernard Shaw More about this quote Tags: truth blasphemy Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent. —Berton Averre More about this quote Tags: forgiveness dysfunction Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. —Fats Domino More about this quote Tags: education work universities Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Living hell is the best revenge. —Adrienne E. Gusoff More about this quote Tags: revenge hell Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email