If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem. —Jeph Jacques More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. —Ambrose Bierce More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys. —Sir William Preece More about this quote Tags: technology America telephone messengers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people. —James Russell Lowell More about this quote Tags: others people confidence similarirty Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. —Nicholas Butler More about this quote Tags: certainty seriousness conviction Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: humor numbers days letters labels Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: truth humor risk death Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. —Steven Wright More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. —Dave Barry More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. —Evan Esar More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. —Gertrude Stein More about this quote Tags: silence gratitude sharing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor rice lots Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. —Russell Baker More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? —Spike Milligan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. —Russell Baker More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email