Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.
I LIKE ads. It's not that we don't like ads, we just don't like ads when they are out of place.
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
If people aren't going to talk about your product, then it's not good enough.
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century.
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.