There are only two seasons — winter and Baseball.
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.