If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
—Robert Louis Stevenson