Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
—Robert Louis Stevenson