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Voltaire

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François-Marie Arouet (French: [fʁɑ̃swa maʁi aʁwɛ]; 21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), known by his pen name Voltaire (, US also ; French: [vɔltɛːʁ]), was a French Enlightenment writer, philosopher (philosophe), satirist, and historian. Famous for his wit and his criticism of Christianity (especially of the Catholic Church) and of slavery, Voltaire was an advocate of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and separation of church and state.

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Quotes from Voltaire

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

—Voltaire

It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

—Voltaire

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

—Voltaire

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

—Voltaire

History is filled with the sound of silken slippers going downstairs and wooden shoes coming up.

—Voltaire

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

—Voltaire

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

—Voltaire

The secret of being boring is to say everything.

—Voltaire

...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.

—Voltaire

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

—Voltaire

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

—Voltaire

Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.

—Voltaire

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

—Voltaire

I have never believed there was one code of morality for a public and another for a private man.

—Voltaire

When faced with sexism or ageism or lookism or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question:"Is this person in between me and what do I want to do?" If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you're in charge, don't hire the people who were jerky to you.

—Voltaire