I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Fight Apathy. Or Don't.

—Graffito

Is there life before death?

—Graffito

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

—Graffito

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

—Mark Twain

The Army has carried the American… ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

—Unknown

There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.

—Tom Lehrer

Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.

—Thomas H. Huxley

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as "suits.

—Robert Half