I have not lost my mind—it's backed up on disk somewhere.

More quotations from Unknown

It's idealistic, it's for love and gentleness, it's close to nature, it hurts nobody, it's voluntary. I can't see anything wrong with any of that.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

A deep chesty bawl echoes from rimrock to rimrock, rolls down the mountain, and fades into the far blackness of the night. It is an outburst of wild defiant sorrow, and of contempt for all the adversities of the world.

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

History

30 Mar 2016 Added
26 Oct 2026 Wording changed

Previous wording

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.