About Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include...
More quotations from Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.