Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice.

—Unknown

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.

—Unknown

No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.

—Unknown

If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.

—Unknown

Eye contact is the best accessory.

—Unknown

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice.

—Unknown

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

—Winston Churchill

Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.

—Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

—Jeff Valdez

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.

—Jacquelyn Mitchard