Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;
but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,
To speak dishonorably is pardonable.

—Unknown

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

—Unknown

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.

—Unknown

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

—Unknown

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

—Unknown

Life is difficult and complicated and beyond anyone's total control, and the humility to know that will enable you to survive its vicissitudes.

—Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

—J. M. Barrie

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with.

—J. K. Rowling

Life is just one damned thing after another.

—Isaac Asimov

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

—Henry J. Tillman