William Shakespeare (c. 23 April 1564 – 23 April 1616) was an English playwright, poet and actor. He is widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He is often called England's national poet and the "Bard of Avon" (or simply "the Bard")....
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
—Sy Rosen and Christian Williams