Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: humor numbers days letters labels Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: truth humor risk death Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor night cards poker Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. —Dave Barry More about this quote Tags: fun trees skiing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. —Evan Esar More about this quote Tags: future past women men Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. —Gertrude Stein More about this quote Tags: silence gratitude sharing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor rice lots Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. —Russell Baker More about this quote Tags: sadness misery company Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? —Spike Milligan More about this quote Tags: quiet earplugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. —Russell Baker More about this quote Tags: cars efficiency Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: photographs footprints Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say? —Logan Pearsall Smith More about this quote Tags: music youth listening Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded. —Yogi Berra More about this quote Tags: busyness crowds today Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts. —Colette More about this quote Tags: happiness childhood preparation Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Freedom is not enough. —Lyndon B. Johnson More about this quote Tags: freedom enough Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email