I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything in second place.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
While we may think we know what we want, we're often wrong.
—Aziz Ansari in Modern Romance
Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence.
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.