Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
—Shozan Jack Haubner in Zen Confidential: Confessions of a Wayward Monk
—Shozan Jack Haubner in Zen Confidential: Confessions of a Wayward Monk
—Shozan Jack Haubner in Zen Confidential: Confessions of a Wayward Monk