Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
We first fought . . . in the name of religion, then communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change. —Serj Tankian More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. —Kelvin R. Throop More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The contempt for law and the contempt for the human consequence of lawbreaking go from the bottom to the top of American society. —Margaret Mead More about this quote Tags: politics USA laws consequences Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
America is like an unfaithful lover who promised us more than we got. —Charlotte Bunch More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as its promise. —Barbara Jordan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please, God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says, "He had a hat! —Myron Cohen More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you don't become the ocean, you'll be seasick every day. —Leonard Cohen More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
As my prayer became more attentive and inward, I had less and less to say. I finally became completely silent. . . . This is how it is. To pray does not mean to listen to oneself speaking. Prayer involves becoming silent, and being silent, and waiting until God is heard. —Soren Kierkegaard More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Most people do not pray; they only beg. —George Bernard Shaw More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
She makes long, long prayers, they say — so long that she has been found in the morning fainting on the cold floor of the convent church. . . . They all say she will have a very high place in heaven; but it seems to me, unless there is a very great difference between the highest and lowest places in heaven, it is a great deal of trouble to take. —Elizabeth Rundle Charles More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
God is trying to sell you something, but you don't want to buy. That is what your suffering is: your fantastic haggling, your manic screaming over the price! —Hafiz More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Sometimes I think that just not thinking of oneself is a form of prayer. —Barbara Grizzuti Harrison More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary. —Mignon McLaughlin More about this quote Tags: God listening prayer care Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email