Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans eight decades (from 1950s to 2020s). Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten...
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.