The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Mark Russell

About Mark Russell

Mark Russell (born August 23, 1932) is an American political satirist and comedian. He is best known for his series of semi-monthly comedy specials on PBS television between 1975 and 2004. His routines were a mix of political stand-up humor covering current events, and musical parodies in which he accompanied himself on his trademark American flag-themed piano.

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