I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American Dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. —Alan Alda as Hawkeye on M*A*S*H More about this quote Tags: technology freedom democracy achievement America Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email