Quotations from

Cynthia Heimel

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Cynthia Heimel (née Glick; July 13, 1947 – February 25, 2018) was an American feminist humorist writer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She was a columnist and foremost the author of satirical books known for their unusual titles, aimed at a female readership, as well as a playwright and television writer.

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Quotes from Cynthia Heimel

Nobody, but nobody, is as fat as she thinks she is.

—Cynthia Heimel

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

—Cynthia Heimel

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

—Cynthia Heimel