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David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris ( sih-DAIR-iss; born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "Santaland Diaries". He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. His next book, Naked (1997), became his first of a series of New York Times Bestsellers, and his 2000 collection Me Talk Pretty One Day won the Thurber Prize for American Humor.

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Quotes from David Sedaris

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.

—David Sedaris

Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.

—David Sedaris

I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but I still keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

—David Sedaris

Boys who spent their weekends making banana-nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

—David Sedaris