I will not carry a gun. . . . I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! —Hawkeye, in the TV show M*A*S*H More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email