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Lenny Bruce

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Leonard Alfred Schneider (October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966), better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, and satirist. He was renowned for his open, free-wheeling, and critical style of comedy that combined satire, politics, religion, sex, and vulgarity. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon in 2003.

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Quotes from Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

—Lenny Bruce

There are never enough I Love You's.

—Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.

—Lenny Bruce

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic schoolchildren would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

—Lenny Bruce

Every day people are straying away from the Church and going back to God.

—Lenny Bruce

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

—Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

—Lenny Bruce

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

—Lenny Bruce

You can't get snot off a suede jacket.

—Lenny Bruce