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Robert Benchley

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Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist, newspaper columnist and actor. From his beginnings at The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, through his many years writing essays and articles for Vanity Fair and The New Yorker and his acclaimed short films, Benchley's style of humor brought him respect and success during his life, from his peers at the Algonquin Round Table in New York City to contemporaries in the burgeoning film industry.

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Quotes from Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

—Robert Benchley

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

—Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

—Robert Benchley

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

—Robert Benchley

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

—Robert Benchley