Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
These times of ours are series and full of calamity, but all times are essentially alike. As soon as there is life there is danger.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.