Robert Byrne

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

—Robert Byrne

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

—Robert Byrne

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

—Robert Byrne

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

—Robert Byrne

These times of ours are series and full of calamity, but all times are essentially alike. As soon as there is life there is danger.

—Robert Byrne

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

—Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

—Robert Byrne

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

—Robert Byrne

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

—Robert Byrne

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

—Robert Byrne

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

—Robert Byrne