If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer. —Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Dude, marriage is the 'get out of loneliness free' card in the Monopoly game of life. —Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email