Blame someone else and get on with your life.

It doesn't matter what happens as long as the right person gets the blame.

—Walter Kirn

Neither blame or praise yourself.

—Plutarch

I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. I am the measure of all things. I am the centre of the world.

—W. Somerset Maugham

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

—Albert Ellis

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.

—Lichty and Wagner