Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
—Unknown
If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, "I guess you're right.
—Unknown
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology—the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
—Unknown
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn—much.
—Unknown
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
—Unknown