Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, "I guess you're right.

—Unknown

There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology—the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.

—Unknown

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn—much.

—Unknown

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

—Unknown

If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights.

—Unknown

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.

—Elizabeth Bowen

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

—Elbert Hubbard

It is wonderful to wake up in the morning with things to look forward to.

—Dodie Smith in I Capture the Castle

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside—remembering all the times you've felt that way.

—Charles Bukowski