I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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About Will Rogers

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William Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was a Cherokee-American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorist. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory, now part of Oklahoma, and is known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son". As an entertainer and humorist, he...

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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Any government is potentially the worst client in the world you could ever possibly want to have.

In the long-run every Government is the exact symbol of its People, with their wisdom and unwisdom; we have to say, Like People like Government.

We must judge of a form of government by its general tendency, not by happy accidents.

So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.

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