If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

—Laurence J. Peter

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

—Laurence J. Peter

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

—Laurence J. Peter

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

—Laurence J. Peter

The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself… The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.

—Laurence J. Peter

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong—or absolutely right.

—Albert Guinon

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.

—Arnold H. Glasow

If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it.

—Marcus Aurelius

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

—Mark Twain

He was the worst kind of wrong. He was so wrong it felt right, and that made me feel completely out of control.

—Becca Fitzpatrick in Silence