Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
—Unknown
I have not lost my mind—it's backed up on disk somewhere.
—Unknown
It's idealistic, it's for love and gentleness, it's close to nature, it hurts nobody, it's voluntary. I can't see anything wrong with any of that.
—Unknown
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
—Unknown
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
—Unknown