She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

—Dorothy Parker

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound—if I can remember any of the damn things.

—Dorothy Parker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

—Dorothy Parker

There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.

—Dorothy Parker

In matters of self-control as we shall see again and again, speed kills. But a little friction really can save lives.

—Dorothy Parker

Don't break one girl's heart because you're trying to heal yourself of another one.

—Tarryn Fisher in F*ck Love

Everything true was too hard to write—he was too much to lose. Everything she felt for him was too hot to touch.

—Rainbow Rowell in Eleanor & Park

Even though I tried to stop feeling things for him, I just couldn't.

—Abbi Glines in Hold On Tight

I saw you happy. Happier than you've been in a long time. With someone you like that much, the lows are as low as the highs are high.

—Simone Elkeles in Perfect Chemistry

Embrace the lows so that you can more effectively enjoy the highs.

—Tarryn Fisher in F*ck Love