I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

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David McAlister Barry (born July 3, 1947) is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels and children's novels. Barry's honors include the...

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