David McAlister Barry (born July 3, 1947) is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels and children's novels. Barry's honors include the...
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.