I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
—W. C. Fields
I am a vegetarian. I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish, aren't they?… And pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near water. I'm like a postmodern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically.
—Bill Bailey
Slipping on my shoes, boiling water, toasting bread, buttering the sky: that should be enough contact with God in one day to make anyone crazy.
—Hafiz
They gave him a seashell: "So you'll learn to love the water." They opened a cage and let a bird go free: "So you'll learn to love the air." They gave him a geranium: "So you'll learn to love the earth." And they gave him a little bottle sealed up tight. "Don't ever, ever open it. So you'll learn to love mystery.
—Eduardo Galeano
Water is the driving force of all nature.
—Leonardo da Vinci
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
—Mitch Hedberg
I got this powdered water—now I don't know what to add.
—Steven Wright
Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man.
—Stewart Udall
I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water is too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, the schools are so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut.
—John Kenneth Galbraith
The fall of dropping water wears away the Stone.
—Lucretius
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
—Mitch Hedberg
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
—Carl Reiner
What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
My great-grandfather… came to Washington with the Union Army during the Civil War. He stopped at my great grandmother's house to get some water and she was the one who handed him the glass of water. He put his hand over hers, and then he got off the horse, and after that, they got married.
—Helen Tenchi
All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full.
—King Solomon