I began to see what marriage is for. It's to keep people away from each other. Sometimes I think that two people who love each other can be saved from madness only by the things that come between them — children, duties, visits, bores, relations: the things that protect married people from each other.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.