In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
—Rita Rudner
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
—Walter Winchell
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
—Oscar Levant
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
—Carrie Fisher
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
—Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
—Fred Allen
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
—Robert Redford