John Florence Sullivan (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956), known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian. His absurdist topically-pointed radio program The Fred Allen Show (1932–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.