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William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
W. C. Fields is sometimes cited as:
- W.C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.