Driving

It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

—E.L. Doctorow

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

—W. C. Fields

It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.

—Greenpeace advertisement

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

—Evan Esar

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

—David Letterman

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

—Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

—Dudley Moore

The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive.

—Robert Frost