Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
—Dan Rather
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
—Will Durst
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
—Bob Edwards
Reconsider your definitions. We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the size of our automobiles rather than by the quality of our service and relationship to mankind.
—Martin Luther King Jr.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
—Evan Esar
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
—Prince Philip
People can have the Model T in any colour—so long as it's black.
—Henry Ford
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
—Steven Wright
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
—Mitch Hedberg
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
—Russell Baker