Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

—Evan Esar

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

—Evan Esar

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

—Evan Esar

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

—Evan Esar

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

—Evan Esar

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

—Mark Twain

During all these years there existed within me a tendency to follow Nature in her walks.

—John James Audubon

Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake.

—Wallace Stevens

He who limps is still walking.

—Stanislaw J. Lec

She had risen and was walking about the room, her fat, worn face sharpening with a sort of animal alertness into power and protection. The claws that hide in every maternal creature slipped out of the fur of good manners.

—Margaret Deland