Golf

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

—Jim Bishop

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

—Mark Twain

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf—it's almost a law.

—H. G. Wells

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

—Billy Graham

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

—Bertrand Russell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

—Bob Hope

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

—Charles Rosin

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

—Charles Rosin

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

—Dave Barry

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

—H. L. Mencken

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

—Jimmy Demaret

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

—Will Rogers