The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.