James Alonzo Bishop (November 21, 1907 – July 26, 1987) was an American journalist and author who wrote the bestselling book The Day Lincoln Was Shot.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.